Good day! Today's internet rabbit hole
started with the Wikimedia Commons Picture of the Day for July 24,
2022, above, titled “A Guard at Prague Castle, Prague.” I admired
his ornate uniform and noted his very serious demeanor and wondered
what his name was and what his story was. His name might be Miloš
(pronounced MEE-lowsh), like Czech director Miloš
Forman, from whose films I remember a grand total of one word in
Czech, which is ahoj. This one is easy to remember, because it
is pronounced like “ahoy”, and why, yes, it does mean “hello”.
So if you say “Ahoy, Mate”, maybe you're speaking Czech,
Australian, and Old-timey Sailor. Anyway, if you're going to know
only one word in Czech, that's a useful one.
Since maybe-Miloš's
uniform was so splendid and he looked so serious about doing his job,
I wanted to get a good look at Prague Castle and learn a bit more
about it, because it's clearly a very big deal. Prague Castle, which
is located in the Czech Republic, was built in the 9th
century. Holy clams, that's old. And just look at this thing – it's
so sprawling and fancy:
I wasn't wrong about it
being a big deal: it holds a position in The Guinness Book of World
Records for being the largest ancient castle in the world, at 750,000
square feet (that's 70,000 square meters for you, uh,
rest-of-the-world people). For comparison, Neuschwanstein Castle is a
tiny baby ,at 65,000 square feet and a birthdate of 1869. Prague
Castle is open to tourists and receives almost two million visitors
annually. So no doubt there are many, many more serious and
ornately-clad guards like maybe-Miloš.
One of the things they are so serious
about guarding is the Bohemian Crown Jewels, which reside in Prague
Castle. The Bohemian Crown Jewels are also called the Czech Crown
Jewels, but Bohemia sounds more romantic. They are the somewhat
standard crown, orb and sceptre, but also contain a gold reliquary
cross and the Sword of Saint Wenceslas. Yes, sometimes saints can
have swords, mainly if they used to be kings (or dukes, anyway; stay
tuned). The crown is also the Crown of Saint Wenceslas, although it
was originally made for the coronation of Charles the Fourth in 1347.
Clearly Wenceslas was much cooler. Sorry, Chuck.
Now, just in case “king” and
“Wenceslas” ring a bell for you, you get a cookie, because this
is indeed the Good King Wenceslas about whom the famous Christmas
carol (sung surprisingly well by Prime Minister Hugh Grant's driver
in the movie Love Actually)was written. And it's no surprise,
because you have to be pretty good to become a saint.
Wenceslas (also
spelled Wenceslaus, because it's just a transliteration of the
original Czech, anyway) wasn't actually a king until after he was
dead (we'll get to that). He was the Duke of Bohemia in the 10th
century, from AD 921 until about 935 (or possibly 929, because
records were a bit spotty back then). He had a younger brother who
was known as Boleslaus the Cruel and who was not nearly as popular,
not just because of his name but mostly because he was probably
responsible for Wenceslas's death in maybe-935 after a quarrel
(unsurprisingly, alcohol was thought to be involved).
Wenceslas had much better public
relations than Boleslaus, and his legend for awesomeness grew
exponentially after his death until he was posthumously made a king
and subsequently canonized as a saint and further, made patron saint of the Czech Republic, although of course it wasn't called that at the time. It's amazing what a very
catchy carol will do for you (this is possibly the birthplace of the
commercial jingle). By the way, the carol in question was not actually a Christmas carol but was written instead for the Catholic feast day of Saint Stephen, which as you can
find out here
is actually on December 26th (Hence the opening line “Good
King Wenceslas looked out/On the Feast of Stephen”), but hey, close
enough.
Guard mage from Wikimedia Commons, free
use with attribution of the author: By © Jorge
Royan / http://www.royan.com.ar, CC BY-SA 3.0,
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=113224274
Castle image from Wikimedia Commons,
free use with attribution of the author: By Andrew
Shiva / Wikipedia / CC
BY-SA 4.0
For
way more information than I gave you on any of these subjects, please
see:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_Castle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_crown_jewels
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenceslaus_I,_Duke_of_Bohemia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Stephen%27s_Day